...Don't let the bed bugs bite. for if they do, you'll itch your skin through, and that will be the end of you! (mentally, at least.)
I am thinking about producing a new movie in the style of the 70's thriller genre: Attack of the Killer Too-Tiny-to-See Bed Bugs.
(Cue movie trailer voice over man: In a world where beds have always provided safety and comfort, an invisible menace is launching a sinister attack... [screen fills with quick sequence shots of average-looking women screaming in anguish, fingernails encrusted with torn-open scabs and limbs covered in bloody spots of painful, tiny welts...] ...Say your prayers... evil is invisible and itchy, and beauty sleep will never be the same again.... )
I am sleeping in long pants tucked into socks, long sleeve shirts tucked into the pants, and washing my bed linens almost every three days... and still, new bites every morning! will the insanity never end???
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